Second The Last of Us Review Score

It’s great to see The last of us getting great perfect scores.

But then, there will be the Edge review, and they will give it a 6/10 because they didn’t like Joel’s beard.

And then, there will be the Sony haters from Gamespot and Ign, who will give it a 7/10, because they are paid by Microsoft, and microsoft don’t want the ps3 to have great games in 2013, specially when their faithful blind customers have absolutely no exclusive games to play this year(like past years). These two websites are full of Sony haters, and the reviewers will be some of these haters, who will criticize the game like shit: the 99 great things about the game won’t be important to them, but a single bad texture here or a popup texture there, for example, and they will take those 2 tiny things, and will make them look like they are huge game breakers.

And then, there will be Eurogamer reviews, who will give a 6.5/10, because, the game was too difficult for them, or the enemies AI was too good, or the game was too scary.

And finally, there will be the reviews from the useless Pos ,ridiculous, stupid, garbage-hater guys from the french websites like gameblog, gamekult, jeuxvideo.com, who hate Sony like nobody, and always give ridiculous low scores to the ps3 games, like gt5, heavy rain, etc etc. Those ‘bandes de sous-merdes’ will rate The last of Us with a 5/10, because simply they can’t stand Sony. After one of their low reviews, heavy-rain, I think, where Sony banned them, they have been reviewing games by always giving the lowest scores as possible. Like the 14/20 of gran turismo 5. Come on, really… 14/20? “Bouffe-caca”, is what they are. Shame on you, jeuxvideo.com, gamekult and gameblog. Shame on you. You shouldn’t be allowed to post reviews of any Sony game. What you do is not press. As the great David Cage has said at Dice,being a critic requires talent. And you have none. All you have is hate. Dozens millions french gamers, from swiss, Belgium, France, etc, rely on your reviews to buy a game, or not. You have a big responsibility toward those buyers, but you aren’t even responsible and serious when you review a ps3 game. All you do is bashing, criticizing, with the only goal of giving a 5 or a 6/10 to that game, as a way of saying ‘f*ck you Sony’. Unfortunately, young people who can’t read English reviews, solely rely on your crappy useless reviews, and when you give a 14/20 to a gt5 game, your message is clear: don’t buy the game. And many will follow and won’t buy it.

Shame on you.

And shame on you, gamespot and ign, you are references for at least 70% of the world gamers, and when you give a 6/10 to a ps3 game, just because microsoft is paying you to do so, you are folling people, by not respecting those who respect you. An Xbox 360 review, the guy talks about 2 or 3 positive things in the game, and then has 10 negative points, like repetitive, no innovation, etc, the game will still score at least a 9.5/10. When it’s a ps3 game, specially, an exclusive game, there are 20 positive points and 1 or 2 minor negative and often, personnal-taste , things about the game, and then, you guys will solely focus on those 2 ‘bad’ things, and ignoring the 20+ amazing things, and will give a 6/10. That’s what you’ve been doing since 2005-6. And millions of gamers will not buy that game everybody else is praising, because, well, they trust you and your reviews, and whatever you say, it’s , for sure, the only truth.

And Edge and Eurogamer, shame on you as well. There may be 1000 websites giving 9’s and 10/10 to an (exclusive) ps3 game, but you, we can be sure you will only give it a 6/10. How often do microsoft pay you? Once a month? Once a year?

OK , guys, or should we say, haters, have you all finished writing that 5/10 review of The last of Us? Once you will do it and start the new hate campaign, thousands of websites in the world will just do like the ‘big websites: you’ , do, and they will give shitty scores as well, because, hey, if ign says so, it’s because it’s like that, we should just say and think the same way.

And once again, millions of players won’t be buying the game, because of your hate and the cheques you get from microsoft. Nice job, guys, really. The gaming community really thanks you for your great job.

OK, now that you have finished your Tlou reviews, just go back to work, and start writing the 6/10 review for Beyond: two souls.